Funny Jokes Shayari 2022

Funny Jokes Shayari 2022

Funny Jokes Shayari

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Funny Jokes Shayari 2022
Funny Jokes Shayari 2022

बेझिझक मुस्कुराये जो भी गम है,
जिंदगी में टेंशन किसको कम है,
अच्छा या बुरा तो केवल भ्रम है,
जिंदगी का नाम ही कभी ख़ुशी कभी गम है

 

फिजाओं के बदलने का इंतज़ार मत कर
आँधियों के रुकने का इंतज़ार मत कर
पकड़ किसी को और फरार हो जा
पापा की पसंद का इंतज़ार मत कर

Funny Jokes Shayari 2022
Funny Jokes Shayari 2022

आपकी याद में एक शायर अर्ज़ किया है
आज है मंगल कल था पीर-वह-वह
कभी तो कुछ भेजा कर फकीर

 

इश्क में ख्याल बहुत है इश्क के चर्चे बहुत है
सोचते है हम भी करले इश्क पर सुना है इश्क में खर्चे बहुत है

Funny Jokes Shayari 2022
Funny Jokes Shayari 2022

और भी चीजें बहुत सी लुट चुकी है दिल के साथ
ये बताया दोस्तों ने इश्क फरमाने के बाद
इसलिए कमरे की एक एक चीज़ चेक करता हूँ
एक तेरे आने से पहले एक तेरे जाने के बाद

 

Umar ki raah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai,
Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai,
Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun,
Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai..

Funny Jokes Shayari 2022
Funny Jokes Shayari 2022

Bindas muskurao kya gam hai,
Zindgi me tension kisko kam hai,
Yaad karne wale to bahut hai aapko,
Dil se ‘TANG’ karne wale to sirf HUM hai.

 

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. ya bachpan se hi kamine ho? 😂 😆

Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai! 😜 😝

 

Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad,
Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad,
Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad,
Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad! 😜 😝

Funny Jokes Shayari 2022
Funny Jokes Shayari 2022

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!

 

Kabhi Garam Kabhi Thanda Piya Karo
Sms Kuch Naya Naya Kiya Karo
Are Kanjus Kabhi To Net Pack Kara Liya Kar
Hum Hansi Ke Doctor Hai
Roz Hamse Hansi Ke Khuraakh Liya Karo

चूहे को लगी बिल्ली गोरी गोरी
दोनों मिलने लगे चोरी चोरी
चूहा बुलाया आओ खेलें आँख मिचोली
बिल्ली चूहे को खा कर बोली.

Funny Jokes Shayari 2022
Funny Jokes Shayari 2022

हमने चूम लिया जमीन को जहाँ पर उसने पैर रखे
और वो बेवफा हमारे घर आके बोली
चाची तुम्हारी बेटा मिटटी खाता है

 

Arz Kiya Hai.. Jis Hospital Ke Hum Doctor Hai
Meri Biwi Wahan Ki Nurse Hai
Kiya Ajeeb Zulm Sehna Padhta Hai
Apni Hi Biwi Ko Sister Kehna Padhta Hai

 

प्यार एक सदमा है धोंको की रवानी है
ज़िन्दगी और कुछ नहीं
बस एक्स और Next की कहानी है

Funny Jokes Shayari 2022
Funny Jokes Shayari 2022

Mohabbat Ke Kharche Ki Badi Lambi Kahani Hai
Kabhi Film Dikhani Hai To Kabhi Shoping Karani Hai
Mastar Roz Kehta Hai Kahan Hai Fees Ke Paise
Use Samjhao Mein Kaise Ki Mujhe Bhi Ladki Patani Hai

 

मैंने कहा दिलरुबा उसने कहा पैसे दिखा
मैं बोला पैसा नहीं है उसने कहा कैसे नहीं है
में कहा महेंगायी बहुत है उसने जा फिर तो मेरा भाई है

 

Umr Ki Rah Mein Jazbaat Badal Jaate Hai
Waqt Ki Aandhi Mein Halaat Badal Jaate Hai
Suchta Hun Kaam Kar Kar Ke Record Bana Thod Dun
Sala Sallery Dekh Ke Khayalaat Badal Jate Hai

 

Chhod diye wo kam jinke galat the anjam,
Ab kuchh din nek kamo me bitayenge,
Aur 12thpass karne ke baad hi,
Koi nayi ladki ptayenge.

 

Na Need Aaye Raaton Ko,
Na Chaen Aaye Din Bhar,
Khuda Se Puchha Maine..
Kya Ye Pyar Ka Bukhaar Hai?
Khuda Ne Jawaab Diya..
Arre Nahi Garmi Mei Sabka Hi Aesa Haal Hai

Funny Jokes Shayari 2022
Funny Jokes Shayari 2022

Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti,
Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai.

 

Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya,
Kushbu tere sath laya,
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya,
Ke lagta hay ki,
Aaj bhi tu..
Nahi ‘NAHAYA

Funny Jokes Shayari 2022
Funny Jokes Shayari 2022

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai mein,
Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bheed mein,
Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
Free SMS ki scheme mein.

 

Tumhari yaad dil se jaane nahi denge,
Tumhare jaisa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna,
Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahi denge.

 

Har taraf padhai ka saya hai,
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai,
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne,
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai.

 

Dil sapno se ‘HOUSEFULL’ hai..
Pura hona bhi ‘DOUTFULL’ hai..
Is duniya me har chiz ‘WONDERFULL’ hai..
Kyuki life tum jaise dosto se ‘COLOURFULL’ hai.. 😀

 

Kisi shayar ne kaha..
Zindagi ek lamba safar hai,
Kisi aashiq ne kaha..
Zindagi ek mushkil paheli hai,
Are dosto zindagi ka arth toh sirf voh bata sakta hai,
Jiski shaadi ke baad bhi koi saheli hai!

 

Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai na taal hai,
Msg box bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

 

Hume tumse Love hai..
Please refuse na karna..
Ye zero watt ka hope bulb hai..
Please ise fuse na karna!!!

 

Aap baago k sab se hasin gul hai,
Hum to bas aap ke kadmo ki dhul hai,
Ab jada gurur mat karna kyoki ..
Aaj april fool hai.

 

Aisa dostana hamara,
Main kashti tu kinara,
Main dhanush tu teer,
Main matar tu paneer,
Main varsha tu badal,
Main rajma tu chawal,
Main hot tu cool,
Main april tu fool.

 

Jab tum aayine ke paas jate ho,
To aayina kehta hai Beautiful Beautiful,
Jab tum aayine se door jate ho,
To aayina kehta hai April Fool.

 

Ishq K Khayaal Bohat Hain..
Ishq K Charche Bohat Hain..
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..

 

Sitaro mein aap,
Hawao mein aap,
Fizao mein aap,
Baharo mein aap,
Dhop mein aap,
Chaaon mein aap,
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota.

 

Aapki yaad mein humne nai kalam uthai,
Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai,
Socha tha ki usko sambhaal kar rakhenge,
Magar wo to baccchon ko darane ke kaam aayee.

 

Humne unki tasveer apne man manidir mein saja li,
Unki yaadein aapne dil mein basa li,
Lekin jub unhone humein koi tawazzo na di,
To humne bhi unki chhoti behen phasa li.

 

Dil ka dard dil todne wala kya jaane,
Pyar ke rivazon ko ye zamaana kya jaane,
Kitni takleef hoti hai ladki patane mein,
Yeh ghar baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.

 

Unki gali se mera janaza nikla,
Wo na nikle jinke liye janaza nikla,
Unka ghar aaya to mere dost siti bajane lage,
Rakh ke mera janaza kamine usko patane lage.

 

Winter Shayari (Crazy one) Arz kiya hai..
Baith ke toilet mein nawab ke jaise..
Sardi ke mausam mein sochtaa hu aise..
Baith ke toilet mein nawab ke jaise..
Sardi ke mausam mein sochtaa hu aise.
Ki kar to li hai tune beta….abb thande paani se dhoega Kaise..

 

Larki Ro Ro K Larkay Se
Keh Rahi Hai,
Larki Ro Ro K Larke Se
Keh Rahi Hai,
Haath Chooro Jan..
Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai.
Happy Winter Season
Aaaa….chhii

 

Arz Kiya Hai
Saari Raat Guzar Jaati Hai
Bas Isi Kasmakash Mein Ki..

Ye Saali Razayi Mein
Hawa Kidhar Se G

 

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